A Drive in the CountryGregSamsa1/10/17 9:10pm13EditPromoteGo to permalinkI wrote this in May of 2011—and no, I’m not claiming I was ripped off. It’s actually just nice to know others see the bizarre humor and humanity in this apocryphal story. Read, or don’t. Also, you may want to skip the intro... In true Kinja fashion, I’ve not bothered to proofread.